Charlie's elderly neighbor Norma (Cloris Leachman) tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist. Charlie dates Kimber (April Bowlby), which irritates Norma. First appearance of: April Bowlby as Kimber. She would later be renamed Kandi for further episodes. Title quotation from: Bobby the waiter, while making the order for Norma and Alan.