Two And A Half Men: Season 3, Episode 14 - ProjectFreeTV

3 - 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend, Kandi (April Bowlby). Title quotation from: Charlie, as he talks to Alan about his consummation.